Schadenfriday 

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

Schadenfriday by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

schadenfridge 

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

schadenfridge by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfreuday 

Schadenfreuday is the creeping sense of doom and delight that accompanies awaiting various news drops that have now come to be expected on Friday afternoons in the era of Trump.

Let's go get some shots for Schadenfreuday. Wait, I need to refresh my Twitter feed...

Schadenfreuday by mshaler July 20, 2018