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Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.
MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.
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