American Guy

Fat, greedy, ignorant, lazy, bad in bed, selfish, and arrogant.

The American Guy rolled off his girlfriend after 20 seconds of pleasure, leaned over the nightstand to finish his Big Mac and washed it down with a warm beer he rested on his gut.

American Guy by Joe1035 August 25, 2008

america the guy 

A guy with no friends

Bill: name one friend
Dave:(silence)

Bill: oh wow, you're like America the guy

america the guy by John andersmith January 9, 2017