Kick in the Tits 

An unfortunate mishap, something that gets you down or just takes the piss.
Not to be used too often or by too many people. But should be used all the same.

'I just smashed my headlight swinging that pole around'

'Ah, thats a kick in the tits'

Kick in the Tits by OlieOlieOlie June 17, 2008

better than a kick in the tits 

Not so bad; could be worse. An optimist's view of things.

"Did you nail Cindy last night, Chuck?" "No, but I hit her fat sister. It was better than a kick in the tits!" - Sol R.

better than a kick in the tits by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006