butter blaster

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.

Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?

by winpie January 26, 2008

Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.

I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.

by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023

butter cup blaster

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

batter blaster

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.

Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.

by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014

butter blasted

1. Butter blasted: when a group of delicious raspberry smoothies are so hyped about an activity or sport that they feel as if they have achieved orgasm.
2. Butter blast: The act of achieving orgasm due to some form of sexual activity

1. The team was butter blasted after zeke-mobile caught a full-field huck
2. "That freshman made me butter blast so hard last night"

by Long Dong Tom March 13, 2016