jewdago 

A person of both Jewish and Italian descent.

Jewdagos can celebrate Jewish and Christian holidays, and, because of their mixed heritage, are free to make offensive jokes about both Italians and Jews. They like to party (as long as it's in their budget to do so) and they not only tan easily, they also do well in school, excel at sports with marginal effort, and have passable cooking skills.

"Did you know that Dan's favorite movies are Annie Hall and Rocky?"

"Huh- must be a Jewdago."

jewdago by yurathewicked December 12, 2008

Jewagon

Similar to the Octagon of UFC infamy. This tomb of death, however, is shaped like the Star of David. Predominantly (but not exclusively) Jews fight here.

CREDIT: Michael Ian Black

Dude #1: Hey dude, that's my matzo.

Dude #2: No it isn't. It's mine, I'm cooking the matzo balls.

Dude #1: Only one way to settle this. Cage match in the Jewagon.

Dude #2: Yeah bitches.

Jewagon by Asterfresterniss August 13, 2008

jewwagon 

The finest of North London Jewish automobiles - capacity 1 x pilot and 17+ siblings in the back. Most likely a Toyota Previas import.

Watch out for that jewwagon

jewwagon by Da Shark June 15, 2021