black finger nails

black finger nails is wen finger nails are painted black...
this will happen wen a person likes the colour black...
it doesn't mean the person is a goth or emo!!!

me:changing song to some nirvana on mp3 player
gay,fuckwit,chav:Are you a goth??
me: Why??
gay,fuckwit,chav: You must be...you have black finger nails...
me: walks away blissfully having Kurt Cobain singing in my left ear =