marshall melancon

a damn shmexy man that's big and fluffy
hey there's that kid marshall Melancon, man he's so shmexy
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Melancon

A ball cradling deep throating coworker who will do anything to get a promotion they don’t deserve.
“Yo, that new guy was just in the trailer with boss man taking one on the back. I guess he’s got the promotion now. He’s a real melancon.” “That dude will poke a hole in your floaty while swimming in a pool of sharks just to survive 10 more minutes. What a melancon.” “Jacobi just got caught giving the boss a tuggie and now he’s a chief. He melancon ed it.”
by ROJOKERCO September 22, 2022
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