Retiary

Retiary, Otherwise known as a total and complete loser dweeb who has an unhealthy obsession with Octopi, is something you should never want to be. Retiarys are always terrible at their jobs and aren't capable of doing anything on their own. Any time a woman passes by he'll instantly simp for them, no matter the circumstance.

"Jesus christ, did you see that guy back there?"

"Yeah, He's such a Retiary."

Retiary by Sunflower Man February 25, 2021

retiarded 

Once Retired, some people become Retarded in their Social Conscience and Computer Skills. This usually happens with Retired Government (Service?) Workers, after years of being rote in their computer skills - will not know how to utilize personal computer skills.

My brother became retiarded after leaving the DOT.

retiarded by Douglas45 October 29, 2024