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I am gay is a definition for i honestly don't fucking know, but i know the gay word is uh.... what?
I am gay by I AM SO PRO November 13, 2020

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking 

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is really gay

But doesn’t seem to be to the universe
yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is bob

I am very gay 

no definition needed.
Person: I am very gay.
Person 2: Me too.
I am very gay by TheTuxedoMan June 28, 2022

I am not gay 

Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"
I am not gay by Alex. P October 30, 2007

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

I am not gay 

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!
Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
I am not gay by alifoxy September 1, 2018