Threadripper 

Scientists have proof that this is the last thing an Intel HEDT CPU will see before it died

Intel fanboy: I'm gonna buy the 10980XE, it's the best of the best right now
People with a brain: The Threadripper 2970X is a thing you know. I'm going to wait for AMD to release the 3990X with 64 cores. That will crush that garbage you call HEDT and the Xeon Platinum at the same time

Threadripper by EasyLife123 November 22, 2019

Threadripper 

A asstronomic fart by Amd’s Lisa su, mistanken for a Brand lining by the advertising departementet .

Lisa su: hey, you scientist man. You want to see what i been working on, come closer. I call it the threadripper! *BRAAAWK!*

Scientist: aw! Jesus Lisa, What did you eat, raw roadkill possom?! Damn, and the third time this week to!

Threadripper by Jallaballa October 10, 2020