Eggument 

An argument started by eggs.

My parents divorced due to an eggument. My dad said "crack your own fucking eggs, bitch" to my mother.

Eggument by Red Bull2 February 1, 2020

egument 

An argument conducted via email.

The engaged couple had been apart for several weeks and got into an egument when the woman's business trip was further delayed.

egument by Ms. K January 16, 2008