When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel
flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and
simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in
the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.