n00baphile Share definition Flag noun 1) A person who tries to help a n00b 2) A person who seeks out and then taunts a n00b "Don't be such a n00baphile! You don't have to help every loser on the internet." n00baphile by Metis September 24, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the n00baphile mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch