Ardrossan 

A small hick ass town with guys that have jacked up trucks to compensate for their little dicks, underage nicotine addictions, guys who brag about their shitty 2 stroke dirtbike, people yelling “YEE YEE” and “FERDA BOYS” everywhere. Everyone just goes to baseline McDonald’s because there is absolutely fuck all to do there besides a shitty gym with smelly old people in it.

Guy 1: Hey want to go to Ardrossan?
Guy 2: Nah, I’m not looking to get herpes or peer pressured from some 14 year old to try their new vape, thanks.

Ardrossan by Bighossdaws September 14, 2018