Treeage

The act of repairing one's Christmas ornaments after a great Christmas Tree fall that breaks them.

Frankie's treeage is the best, and the tree never looked better.

by Winecess November 30, 2014

treeage

Refers to the urgency-of-need-based sequential scheduling of branch-trimming or other service that a forester or utilities-worker performs.

Asplundh-crew foreman: The recent snowy winter storms had really made a tangled mess of the roadside vegetation, and so initially we had to practice treeage so that we could attend to the worst-affected areas ASAP.

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

Mr. Treager

A teacher who is secertly a mutant lizard.

Student One: "Did use see Mr. Treager?"

Student Two: "Yeah, is he the one that stands by a heat lamp all the time?"

Student One: "Yeah he's a lizard didin't know that?"

Student Two: "Ummmm.......no i did not"

by Jimmy Bob Robinson November 10, 2011

Tereage

A term referring to those who identify with an age that differs from their physical age due to trauma.

Flower: I was molested as a child and that experience has made me feel permanently stuck as a child, therefore, I identify as Tereage

by Radqueer Raven November 1, 2023

treeger

When a fat nigga eats a piece of shit

This nigga just did a treeger

by Zvsj May 18, 2018

trueage

when someone is speaking hardcore fax

similar to: true, facts, fax, speaking fax

person 1: vegeta>goku
person 2: trueage

by ihavewood June 27, 2022

Treager my cockatee

Make the best of the bad situation.

She's got a hot body but her face isn't that great, I'm going to treager my cockatee anyway though.

by JP070 May 19, 2024