married iguanas 

is a joke on marijuana duh

how dare you smoke the married iguanas

married iguanas by Cpt_Wacky_Pants February 15, 2018

Married Iguana 

Another word for marijuana, weed, pot, the devil's lettuce etc

Do you want to do the married iguana?

Married Iguana by charzardsuit2018 March 6, 2019

gay married iguana 

Kinda like marijuana but worse, cuz its gay, and married iguana

"Jimmy grows gay married iguanas, but he hasn't been arrested for it yet".

gay married iguana by IzYaBoi April 21, 2018