An ugly vile man, he farts and yells on a daily basis. He has many good qualities...oh wrong there. He is usually described as a non beautiful beast, he seems to think everyone is laughing with him, but they are actually laughing at him. This ugly fool, I mean man, also has no friends and can often be described as an annoying, sexist, descendant of Hitler. He is from the Bahamas and hates young people, even though he's dumber then they are. He is tall and fat, usually has a pretty big poo belly.
If u ever meet a guy named kanukai. He will turn a straight guy gay and will make your girl wet at a glance. This night is so fly that he makes millions just of his otherworldly handsomeness and so make sure to hide your wife cause if he is in town you won't see her anymore
Jack: "my wife cheated on me"
Ben:"let's go beat the shit out of the guy"
Robert:" yeah tell us who it is I will call the rest of the guys"
Jack:"we can't"
Ben:"why"
Jack"......"
*door slams open*
James: : yo kanukai has struck again and you won't believe who it........
Jack: *sob*
Ben and Robert:*gasp* don't tell me Jack: "yeah and my wife was the target"
This guy, the biggest of foreheads you will ever see, when you walk past one of these the glare on his head will blind you and the smell from his buck teeth will leave you dying from its stench. Eyebrow so thick they blend in with his mustache. Ankles so large could not fit on this page.