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If u ever meet a guy named kanukai. He will turn a straight guy gay and will make your girl wet at a glance. This night is so fly that he makes millions just of his otherworldly handsomeness and so make sure to hide your wife cause if he is in town you won't see her anymore
Jack: "my wife cheated on me"
Ben:"let's go beat the shit out of the guy"
Robert:" yeah tell us who it is I will call the rest of the guys"
Jack:"we can't"
*door slams open*
James: : yo kanukai has struck again and you won't believe who it........
Jack: *sob*
Ben and Robert:*gasp* don't tell me
Jack: "yeah and my wife was the target"
by It's me nigha August 04, 2018
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