kanukai

If u ever meet a guy named kanukai. He will turn a straight guy gay and will make your girl wet at a glance. This night is so fly that he makes millions just of his otherworldly handsomeness and so make sure to hide your wife cause if he is in town you won't see her anymore

Jack: "my wife cheated on me"
Ben:"let's go beat the shit out of the guy"
Robert:" yeah tell us who it is I will call the rest of the guys"
Jack:"we can't"
Ben:"why"
Jack"......"
*door slams open*
James: : yo kanukai has struck again and you won't believe who it........
Jack: *sob*
Ben and Robert:*gasp* don't tell me
Jack: "yeah and my wife was the target"

by It's me nigha August 4, 2018

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kanokaipi

pronounced - can -oh-k-eye-pee

pet term for Greek pop legend Notis Sfakianakis....
It is also heard that this was the name of his genre defying tour of 1997 ,giving birth to the term 'Kanokaipi love' ,which is used when a display of selflessness has occured

Dave: whooaaaa,shit matey !!! If it wasn't for you,I'd have copped off with a right burglars dog/minger !!! Must 'ave me Vodka goggles on tonight !!!

Bob:aahhhh,no worries....kanokaipi love!!!

by Biddy hoss teth December 23, 2006

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kanuka

An ugly vile man, he farts and yells on a daily basis. He has many good qualities...oh wrong there. He is usually described as a non beautiful beast, he seems to think everyone is laughing with him, but they are actually laughing at him. This ugly fool, I mean man, also has no friends and can often be described as an annoying, sexist, descendant of Hitler. He is from the Bahamas and hates young people, even though he's dumber then they are. He is tall and fat, usually has a pretty big poo belly.

A vile person. A kanuka

by The secret FARTY April 24, 2018

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