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log in to tci 

log in to tci by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020

Log In The Woodburner 

euph. A genteel expression of one's urgent need got a sit down lavatory adventure.
'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)

log in to tci 

log in to tci by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020

drop a log in the chipper 

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

Get the log in 

A slang term used by people going to school in St. Olivers in Co. Louth and other parts of Co. Meath.

It means to have sex with a person or to go to second base at least or actually anywhere with just a person. Even when they fancy a person or is thinking about getting with the person or tryna get with the person.
It is said by saying:
"YEOW (yeow is said at a loud high-ish pitched tone), __________ (followed by the name of the person) gettin the log in (said the same as yeow but at a lower octave of the pitch), nice one (also said the same as get the log in)"

"YEOW, conor gettin the log in, nice one"

or "the log is in"
Get the log in by sissorhands April 2, 2008

console.log in python 

a phrase that describes a programmer who either completely doesn't know what his/she/they is doing or a programmer that is very skilled in their craft. The phrase is also used to describe skids (script kiddies) which also falls into the category of not knowing what they are doing.
Programmer A: OMG, I'm so good at coding, I can use console.log in python.

Everyone else: WTF are you talking about.