Glumitis 

A contagious disease that affects your mood and possibly the mood of your peers. A feeling of being down and the opposite of shitting rainbows.

Pamanda usually comes to work shitting rainbows, but today she has caught a case of glumitis.

Glumitis by Rexless November 27, 2017

glugitis 

An affliction or act of someone who drinks copious amounts of alcohol either overall or in a single act. The act of getting totally shitfaced.

Brian was full on glugitis last night wasn't he?

glugitis by hyfyve September 25, 2010