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gookabetes 

The unfortunate circumstance when a Gook (person of Korean descent) and a diabetic (person without genitalia) cum together to reproduce. The offspring will be automatically diagnosed with gookabetes.

Also refers to a Korean pimp that suffers from diabetes and occasionally severe diabetic nerve pain. This rare combo can result in numerous minor injuries that can derail a career or even a life.
Kai Choi: Why tf are you and DaQwon being such cocks lately.
Rob: It’s not our fault you have gookabetes.

JimmyV: Cuh, that Korean babe Ling is soooo hot!
Sergio: Dude I’d stay away, if you fuck her your child will have gookabetes and there’s no coming back from that.
gookabetes by bliZebarack327 February 24, 2018

Goutabetes 

My brother had a sore foot and was diagnosed with Gout. Medication didn't ease the pain and further testing showed he had gout and diabetes. Hence Goutabetes was born.
Man your toes purple. You've got Goutabetes.
Goutabetes by Jnrs pearler July 12, 2021
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Geekabetes

is another form of geek showing how strong it is from type 1 to type 3, type 3 being the most severe type of geekabetes
Geek: "So guys, I got the first edition of superman and also went to Friday Night Magic last night.Also i'm going to play Yu-Gi-Oh in a hour or two."

Friend: "Man, you have geekabetes type 3."