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kale chip ass 

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards
Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.
kale chip ass by Sagel October 18, 2017
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