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horizontal phobia 

the total best gothic band in the total world!!! even better than dun dun dun............. KORN!!! (the band..not the vegetable..DUH!!!) have a nice day my fellow horizontal phobia worshippers/fanatics!
person:OMG I WOULD DIE FOR HORIZONTAL PHOBIA!!
other person: ME TOO!! theyre so gothic!!
person: NO U WOULDNT POSER!!
other person: dont u backsass me mister!!
person: go to hell so i can be the only horizontal phobia worshiper u dick!!
other person: MAYBE I WILL
person: ok fine!!
other person: AND I AM NOT A DICK!!
person:yes u are!
other person: *starts crying* IM TELLING MY MOMMY ON U U MEANIE HEAD!!
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horizontal phobia 

the best gothic rock band ever!! they are too cool for school. only for goths not preps.
goth: horizontal phobia is cool
prep: like totally!
goth: NO! not for preps!

horizontal phobia 

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....
i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026