Fwayne Patch Share definition Flag When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand Wayne got hit with a condom in the eye. "Owwww," said Wayne as he covered his eye. Fwayne Patch by ricky rocket April 14, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Fwayne Patch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch