Kenedy Texas Share definition Flag A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common. Kenedy Texas may be one of the worst towns in Texas Kenedy Texas by Johnkelu April 27, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Kenedy Texas mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch