noobchat 

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.

English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!!

noobchat by DA ROXXER OF ALL UBER LEET May 13, 2005

noobchat 

The art of giving up the usual way of typing with fingers and taking a more direct approach, by slamming your head against the keyboard in a sporatic fashion.

Dude you suck at typing, you might as well just noobchat..0

This is a actual noobchat sentence-jghautjhio3w5jgiojohiyjl857398w4etuo;

noobchat by Melvin the Deranged Psychopath May 13, 2005

Noobhatma 

A "Noobhatma"* is a peaceful noob in a chatroom. He is defined by breaking no rules but furiously annoying everyone. He responds to trolls who attack with either confusion or laughter, and try as you might, you just can't get rid of them.**

*Refering to "Mahatma Gandhi." Mahatma means great spirit, or peaceful spirit.

**Assuming you are not a mod, and the mods won't kick unless a rule is broken.

<Noob> Person: i love u
<Person> Noob: That's nice...
<Noob> Person: do u love me
<Person> Noob: Hell no.
<Noob> haha
<Noob> Person: ur so cool!!!!!!! i love u
*Person** facepalms
<Person> What a Noobhatma.

*example came from a real chat*

Noobhatma by Ogen July 6, 2009

noobchats 

Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly...

English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!

noobchats by THE ROXXER HAXXOR ÜBER LEET March 23, 2005

noobhater29 

some dumb ass fuck who plays roblox

hey noobhater29 why do you hate noobs when you are one

noobhater29 by not noobhater29 July 27, 2018

noobhat 

1: a noob that is particulairly hat shaped or has a hat that says noob on it.
2: a term for an extremely noobish noob

Look at that noobhat... watch me pwn him.... w007 I r s0 1337!!!

noobhat by Seismometer August 15, 2007