yuppie mouth

People who suffer a greater incidence of cavities and other oral maladies, as a result of their regular consumption of bottled water instead of tap water (often driven by the availability of disposable income), due to the lack of fluoridation in bottled water which exists in tap water and helps to protect oral health.

Your increase in dental visits can be attributed to your "yuppie mouth" which is a result of always drinking bottled water.