willy wank 

a thick person
a stupid person

bob: err, whats a light bulb
fred: you are such a willy wank

willy wank by fooooshland June 3, 2007

Willy wank dingle dong doodler 

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

Willy wank dingle dong doodler by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

willy’s wank 

A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man

Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday

willy’s wank by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018

willy wanker 

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.

He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.

willy wanker by Worthleast January 5, 2009

willy wanka 

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

willy wanka by eggpoop October 23, 2013

Willy Wanker 

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

Willy Wanker by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Willy Wanker 

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!

HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.

Willy Wanker by booblover69420 December 2, 2019