volkdaddy 

1. A grown up merf who still smells dirty panties and has a chin like jay leno and strongly resembles the father in the Incredibles
2. can also lift 400lbs but will pet little kitties any chance he gets

This looks like a job for VOLKDADDY

volkdaddy by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

wolkdaddy 

a true pimp and a playa.

E:Waz up wolkdaddy
J: You know how i roll

wolkdaddy by E--10 October 4, 2007