viej-ho Share definition Flag Noun(derived from Spanish word for old)-An older woman who tries to dress,act and flirt like she is a teenager. "Catheryn's mom is a total viej-ho, that old bitch tried stealing my boyfriend!" viej-ho by www.livejournal.com/users/ellamichelle April 19, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the viej-ho mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch