un-wangable 

Impossible to wang. Another reference to "rate" an object's performace aka un-ratable aka priceless

<OrangeCat> I give festers quest 4 wangs and a half...out of a possible 4 wangs and a half.
<OrangeCat> TOP TIER.
<ESCPlan> what
<ESCPlan> fuck that
<ESCPlan> festers quest can't even be rated
<OrangeCat> 5 wangs?
<OrangeCat> I see then.
<ESCPlan> its what we call rateless
<OrangeCat> it's unwangable.
<ESCPlan> like pricelss
<ESCPlan> yes
<ESCPlan> UNWANGABLE

un-wangable by ESCPlan & OrangeCat June 26, 2004

unbangable 

adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.

Taylor: "That's one fat bitch, she has back flaps."
Trevor: "Yeah, She's totally unbangable."

unbangable by Taylor and Trevor April 20, 2008

unbangable 

adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.

Taylor: "That's one fat bitch, she has back flaps."
Trevor: "Yeah, She's totally unbangable."

unbangable by Taylor and Trevor December 9, 2008

Unwankable 

Inability to have a wank

Trying to get aroused by the vision of James Corden naked is unwankable

Unwankable by JohnnyWonder October 15, 2021