ugly forest 

Apparently a place that spawns ugly people.

She looks like she ran through an ugly forest and didn't miss a branch!

ugly forest by None of your business January 4, 2005

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.

Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest by Brugmansia April 29, 2011