turd thong 

An awesome 8th grade playground game when a large group of people stand in and around a 4-square game on the blacktop and furiously launch red playground balls at each other whilst trying to dodge the balls as well.

Eric: Dude, I can't wait for recess so we can play some turd thong.

Robby: For sho!

turd thong by eric.a.baum June 20, 2008