turd bender Share definition Flag When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O. That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender. turd bender by V.O. May 27, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the turd bender mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch