trouser jihad 

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.

Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.

trouser jihad by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

trouser jihad 

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

trouser jihad by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

trouser jihad 

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

trouser jihad by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006