Skip to main content

touraids 

The instance of having Tourettes and Retard Airborne AIDS simultaneously.

Subsection: Raids, the less deadly form of the disease, is transmittable through human speech. The symptoms include an itchy rash and multiple spelling and grammar errors. Also people who say "Nucular" instead of the correct pronunciation of "Nuclear" are carriers of the disease and must be quarantined and dissected and also people who make ridiculous run-on sentences...shit.

Touraids is different from RAIDS in one specific way. Touraids sufferers will blurt out their stupididty no matter who is around at the tops of their lungs
george w bush has touraids.
touraids by Allison the destroyer September 26, 2007
touraids mug front
Get the touraids mug.
See more merch

tour aids 

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.
Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!
tour aids by Pebbel September 8, 2009
Related Words