touchpants 

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005

Couchpants 

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

Couchpants by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016