thrusty thrombone 

1.Male genitalia, especially when erect.

2.What a homosexual calls a musical instrument because of the lisp.

See those two hot temptresses? (In super hero voice) I must go back to the lair and fetch my thrusty thrombone.

Are you in the orchestra? Yeth, I play firtht thrusty thrombone. Elton plays the thecond if he even shows up! Slap that bitch!

thrusty thrombone by wywind March 8, 2014

Thursty Trombone 

The person performing the Thursty Trombone holds a sausage in his/her mouth, applies it to the receiver's anus that way, while giving the receiver a handjob.

I got a Thursty Trombone an hour ago, that's why my farts smell like a barbeque.

Thursty Trombone by LickTheAbortion November 7, 2010