thigh queef Share definition Flag When your sitting down with your legs together and you fart, and the fart goes through your thighs. I took my son to the mall to see Santa, and i swear that bitch thigh queefed on my kid. thigh queef by BlameAfrica.com September 28, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the thigh queef mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch