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the bitch card 

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.
Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.
the bitch card by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015
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