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Sir Billiam the III 

Tales from the SMP: THe Masquerade
A "normal" wealthy man live in a big mansion not suspicious at all
Sir Billiam the III: "Drink that! It's high in vitamin B"
Poor person: "What did the 'B' stand for?"
Sir Billiam the III: "BROKE"

the billiard 

When engaging in Missionary style sex, the male forces his testicles into the female partner's anus. (Pool ball into a hole.)
Damn, girl your ass is so loose I could give you the billiard.
the billiard by Duthu August 13, 2006

The Billiard 

When a man with his erect penis swiftly jabs another man's testicles.
We didn't have a condom, so I gave the guy The Billiard.
The Billiard by Uber Adorkable October 25, 2009