teh drunk Share definition Flag A person, who is in the act of using the computer while drunk. Lisa- Greg was teh drunk last night, and told me he wanted to bang me on MSN. Joe- Don't worry, he said the same thing to me... teh drunk by mrcool January 15, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the teh drunk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch