tainted doughnuts Share definition Flag Noun. An extremely attractive individual who is infected by a sexually transmitted disease. "Damn man, she's bangin!" "Look but don't touch bro, she's tainted doughnuts." tainted doughnuts by scubamage November 14, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the tainted doughnuts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch