superbowl binging

When you eat and drink vast amounts of chips, soda, and other snack foods on the day of the superbowl, that you usually regret the next day

Girl 1: Like OH MY GOD!!! You are going to get so fat eating all of that!!

Girl 2: Oh don't worry, I'm superbowl binging!

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Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

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