squadfather 

The member of a friend group who keeps it lit.

Hit up the squadfather, he can find a party.

squadfather by Swampdonkeydick June 1, 2016

Quadfather 

Basically the father of quads. If you need to pick up a quad, this guy is your man. Don't bother asking for an 8th or a half 8th, this guy strictly sells quads. And no you won't get a deal for buying quantity. As a matter of fact, you will most likely pay above normal price. He should probably be Italian and mafia-like too, thus relating to the Godfather.

"You come to me, on this day, the day of my daughter's wedding, to buy this quad?"

-"Dude, cut the shit, just bag it up."

"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day."

-"Wtf is wrong with you, quit quoting The Godfather, I'm never buying anything from you again Quadfather."

Quadfather by jets fool November 24, 2010