skinfant

A term that one refers to their pet if it does not contain hair or fur

I have to leave work because my skinfant needs a walk

skinfant by Mldsg April 1, 2020

skinfather

The oldest friend in a friend group is still has ownership of their foreskin

Example: You see your friend in the hallway whose still got their hoodie attached

You- "Wassup Skinfather {skinfadda}!"

*by chance you are also in possession of your birth skin*
The Skinfather- "Waddup Skinbrotha"

skinfather by Tom Bwady February 25, 2022