shmoop a poop 

to take a long, drawn out dump while on the clock at work in order to kill time and relax.

Rick: that motherfucker Corey has been in the back for 30 minutes what's he doin?

Kslice: Cee-lowe dun shmoop a poop

shmoop a poop by thunderthievez July 5, 2009

Poop On a shoop

it is when you take a shit or shitin

poop on a shoop

Poop On a shoop by MMM MMM Bitch February 13, 2004