shmeow meow 

1. to be extremely baked and not know what to say so you just simply start speaking in cat language.
2. to be excited or facinated in anyway that just makes you feel the need to express yourself in cat language.

stoner 1: dudee, wanna smoke another blunt?
stoner 2:shmeow meowwww,
stoner 1:uhh. okay, i'll pack another bowl then.

or

person 1: omg! that zebra dress is on sale!
person 2: fucken shmeow meow!

shmeow meow by Nicholeee. October 18, 2008

Hoto Schmeow Meow 

A person who walks, talks, and looks like a faggot pussy cat.

Can be shortened to schmeow.

David Bowie is a lyrical genius. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Boy George was so hip in the 80's. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Rob Halford from Judas Priest was so hard! Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Hoto Schmeow Meow by Wingnuttage September 9, 2010