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shicky mickys 

This is a Scottish slang term which is used in a particular retail shop when selling computers to the unsuspecting public.

Whereas an English Sales Assistant would say...Yes Sir, this particular model boasts all the latest upgrades, software and hardware at no addtional cost to you.
Aye mate, it comes wie' aw' the Shickey Mickys an nat kno'.?
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schicky micky 

"Man, this is a six fork meal; it's a bit too schicky micky for me."
schicky micky by projectmiller December 6, 2007

Sticky Micky 

When you bang a kitchen worker from a seafood place and your dick drips green slime, it’s known as a Sticky Micky.
“I took the waitress home, slapped on a cock ring, and raw dogged it. Now I have a Sticky Micky. And also probably herpes.”
Sticky Micky by JellyBJellin October 25, 2019